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Hot Pocket Dough

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Hot Pocket Dough
Prep
30 min
Cook
20 min
Yield
Dough for 8 pockets

The first pocket I trusted came out of a church-basement oven that ran hot on the left. We were feeding a funeral lunch out of the freezer, and the dough was mine because the man who usually made it — I will not name him — had salted it like an afterthought and then looked surprised when the seams opened and the filling went down the pan. He called it rustic. I have not forgiven the seams, and I have not forgiven him, which is between me and the Sunday reading.

A hot pocket is a small covenant, and this is not pizza dough, whatever the careless will tell you. Pizza dough wants holes and a blister. A pocket wants a wall that holds. The butter keeps it tender, the egg gives it a surface worth browning, and the salt is a decision I make on purpose. I have made this dough in parish halls, on a diner line that smelled of coffee and floor soap, and once in a rented kitchen where the only clean bowl was a stockpot. It rose anyway. Character is not equipment.

Fill it with what the week left you, so long as it is already cooked and not wet enough to turn the crimp into a rumor. Ham and cheese will do. So will last night's chicken, chopped small and dried on a towel. I will answer for the dough. The rest is leftovers and nerve.

Ingredients

  • 2/3 cupwhole milk, warmed to 110°F / 43°C
  • 2 1/4 teaspoonsactive dry yeast
  • 1 tablespoongranulated sugar
  • 3 tablespoonsunsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled
  • 1 largeegg, for the dough
  • 1 to 1 1/4 teaspoonskosher salt (1 tsp Morton, or 1 1/4 tsp Diamond Crystal)
  • 3 cupsall-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
  • 1 teaspoonneutral oil, for the bowl
  • 1 largeegg, for the wash
  • 1 teaspoonwater
  • about 2 2/3 cupsfully cooked filling, cooled

Method

  1. Stir the warm milk, yeast, and sugar together in a large bowl and let stand until foamy, 5 to 8 minutes. If it does not foam, discard it and begin again with fresh yeast.
  2. Whisk in the melted butter, the dough egg, and the salt until the salt is fully dissolved.
  3. Stir in the 3 cups of flour until a shaggy dough forms. Turn it onto a lightly floured counter and knead for 8 to 10 minutes, adding flour a tablespoon at a time only if it sticks, until smooth and slightly tacky.
  4. Shape the dough into a ball and set it in a lightly oiled bowl, turning once to coat. Cover and let rise in a warm spot until doubled, about 1 hour.
  5. Heat the oven to 375°F / 190°C. Line a sheet pan with parchment paper.
  6. Punch the dough down and divide it into 8 equal pieces. On a lightly floured surface, roll each piece into a 6-inch circle.
  7. Spoon about 1/3 cup of cooled filling onto one half of each circle, leaving a 1/2-inch border. Any poultry in the filling should already have reached 165°F / 74°C, and any ground meat 160°F / 71°C.
  8. Fold the dough over the filling, press out the air, and crimp the edge firmly with a fork. Set the pockets on the pan, cover, and rest for 15 minutes.
  9. Beat the remaining egg with the water and brush the tops. Cut a small slit in each pocket so steam can escape.
  10. Bake until deep golden and the dough at the center of a pocket reads 190°F / 88°C, 16 to 20 minutes. Rest 5 minutes before eating.

Wrapped tight, the unbaked dough keeps two days in the refrigerator, or about a month frozen. Thaw it overnight in the fridge and give it an hour on the counter before you roll. Baked pockets freeze cleanly; reheat them at 350°F / 175°C until the crust is crisp again, not in a microwave, unless you want a wall that has surrendered. I put a sharp green salad beside them and leave the sweet things alone. The salt was already decided.