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Buttermilk Fried Chicken with Cold Watermelon

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Buttermilk Fried Chicken with Cold Watermelon
Prep
25 min
Cook
40 min
Yield
Serves 4

I keep a story I will not ask you to audit. A barman at the Stork Club, which closed in 1965, years before I was born, used to set a cold slice of watermelon beside the last whiskey when the kitchen had already gone dark. Somebody between that shuttered room and a rented skillet decided the melon should meet a bird brined like a sour and fried until the crust drank the fat. I am a drinks man writing about a pan, and I am doing it under protest. The protest is losing.

The chicken wants buttermilk the way a neglected cocktail wants a long stir: salt, a shot of heat, and hours in the cold. The dredge is seasoned flour, which is only bitters that dried out and got ambitious. Watermelon stays what it was, a highball that refused the glass. Measure the salt with suspicion. I do. Too much and the brine tastes like a bar tab settled in cash; too little and you have fried an apology.

What I have at stake is small and vain. If the crust is dull, I have spent an evening away from the shaker and proved nothing. If it crackles, the pan has earned the right to interrupt me. Trust a thermometer, not the color of the crust and not anybody's nostalgia.

Ingredients

  • 3 poundsbone-in, skin-on chicken thighs and drumsticks
  • 2 cupsbuttermilk
  • 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoonkosher salt, divided
  • 1 teaspoonfreshly ground black pepper
  • 1 teaspoonhot sauce
  • 2 cupsall-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoonpaprika
  • 1 teaspoongarlic powder
  • 1/2 teaspooncayenne pepper
  • 1 teaspoonbaking powder
  • 1 quartneutral frying oil, such as peanut or canola
  • 4 cupsseedless watermelon, cut into cubes
  • 1lime
  • a pinchflaky salt

Method

  1. Stir the buttermilk with 1 tablespoon of the kosher salt, the black pepper, and the hot sauce in a bowl large enough to hold the chicken.
  2. Add the chicken, turn to coat, cover, and refrigerate at least 4 hours and up to overnight.
  3. Set a wire rack over a sheet pan. Mix the flour, paprika, garlic powder, cayenne, baking powder, and the remaining 1 teaspoon kosher salt in a wide dish.
  4. Pour oil into a heavy pot to a depth of about 2 inches, and no more than halfway up the pot. Heat over medium heat to 350°F (175°C).
  5. Lift each piece from the buttermilk, let the excess drip off, and press it into the flour until evenly coated.
  6. Fry in two batches, turning once, 14 to 18 minutes, until the crust is deep golden and the thickest part of each piece reads 165°F (74°C).
  7. Drain on the rack and let the oil return to 350°F (175°C) before the next batch.
  8. Cut the watermelon into cubes if you have not already, squeeze the lime over them, and season with a pinch of flaky salt.
  9. Serve the chicken hot beside the cold watermelon.

It keeps poorly, which is the best thing about it. The crust softens in the icebox by morning; reheat on a rack in a hot oven if you must, and do not expect the first-hour crackle. The watermelon will wait a day, covered, and tastes colder and better than the chicken ever will again.

Pour something tall and not too sweet beside it. A whiskey smash if you have mint, or plain soda with lime if the evening has already spent its cleverness. I still think this began as a drink. The pan disagrees, and the pan is right.